quarta-feira, 17 de abril de 2013

Toca uma pra mim! #3

     Pois bem pessoas bonitas e cheirosas, enfim está no ar a coluna que ninguém se importa você tanto espera a semana toda! E já que no último podascast prestamos nossas homenagens para algumas atrizes do nosso coração no "Toca uma pra mim" desta semana resolvi homenagear meu querido amigo, HOST e ass hunter do Caralhinhos Voadores, Marcel de Souza!

     Hoje deixo minha querida audiência nas mãos macias e suadas de DJ Lubel que muita gente já deve conhecer por causa do clássico que vos trago, Wrong Hole. Caso não conheça tu me envergonha basicamente o que você precisa saber sobre o cara é que ele faz vídeos pras internet de meu deus ai com musiquinhas pra lá de maneiras.
     Antes que vocês fiquem malucos tentando saber quem é a gostosinha do vídeo: Taryn Southern é uma cantora e comediante que ficou "famosa" no American Idol. Enfim, deixemos de enrolação e vamos ao vídeo:



DJ Lubel - Wrong Hole

I took her on a date things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extreme tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you pounded my behind
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight?

Alright!

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.



Marcel  ❤

2 comentários:

  1. O refrão grudou na minha mente, e este, diferente de muita música chiclete por ai, não vou ter vergonha de sair cantarolando displicentemente por ai.

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  2. hauhauha. Também não conhecia essa. Fui ver com preconceito de quem tem ~~nojinho~~ de memes de internet. E também me amarrei na parada.

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